Reply To: Return of the Tyrantasaurus
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
(WARNING: This section also has stuff in it that is rated T.)
Tiny says “Ok I suppose we can cut him into three sections. Sorry Chomper but you can’t even digest Egg Stealer. Youur butt fumes would make the sky water taste funny.”
“But I like Egg Stealer arms!” Chomper protests, licking his lips.
The four soon spot Ozzy. He tries to run from them, but, in his panic,runs into a wall and is knocked out. Chomper gets to him and pins him down. “Can I please have a piece?” Chomper begs his wife.
Tiny relents. “Fine, you can have the arms, but you’re sleeping outside tonight.”
Ozzy wakes up. “What,you’ve caught me! Can’t we do best two out of three?” he asks, staring at them.
Chomper says “I already caught you twice. You’ve given me a lot of exercise. You’ve delayed me enough for the night. I was trying to figure out what to do about my uncle when you and your brother interrupted.”
Phyco, Rusty, Zelda, and Marie find Chomper and the others. There you are. Did you get the eggs? asks Phyco.
Yep, none broken. Got the Egg Stealer too. said Chomper.
“I suppose you are going to eat me just like you did my brother.” Ozzy says to Chomper and Tiny, shaking his head.
Tiny says “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Well, it will be a little nibble, but we can manage.”
Ozzy finds a rock nearby and throws it at Chomper, which conks him in the head, cutting him slightly. “That’s for biting my arm earlier.” he snaps. He tries to escape, but Tiny grabs him. “Oh man!” Ozzy whines.
Tiny grumbles “Fine, make a lady do all the hard work.” She begins ripping him to pieces.
Sometime later, the group has their fill. “Not to worry Tiny, I have a plan this time.” he says. He leaves the group and stands some distance away from the group. A loud PHHHHHHHHHBBBBTTT! emits from his backside and a small sapling, which is right behind him, is knocked down by the blast.
Ok, now what are we going to do about my uncle? Chomper asks the others.
You have an uncle? Lucky! Thanks to Flatteeth,I never met my family. They stole me as an egg. Ichy grumbles.
Same here. said Dil.
That is the other problem. It’s possible the Great Valley tried the same thing on me, but that Littlefoot was foiled by the arrival of my parents. I’m not sure if I have it in me to kill a family member. says Chomper to Rusty, Phyco, Marie, Zelda, and Tiny.
Tiny says Phyco, slap me!
Phyco protests But you’re my friend, I would nev…
Tiny grumbles Just be a friend and slap me would you?
Phyco hits her softly. Whatever, close enough.
Marie asks Why? What is this about?
Tiny says I should have thought of it to begin with. If Shredder thinks someone has already killed the flatteeth he is after, he will simply cease this stupidity and no one has to kill anyone. We simply convince him they are already dead.
Before the group can say more, the herd of Longnecks Shredder is after moves by, not seeing the nine Sharpteeth.
“Dil, let’s use our Flattooth-speaking ability to lure one or two away from the others, then we pounce!” said Ichy to Dil.
Tiny says “Or, we get out of the way before we are trampled to death, sure it’s worth the risk?”
Chomper comes up to Shredder. A bit brave to take on all those Longnecks by yourself, are you? he asks.
I thought you were taking a break along with your mate. Shredder says.
I was wondering, what did the Flatteeth you were after look like, especially when you attacked them? I just thought of something from what you said earlier and I wanted to make sure. Chomper said, hopng his plan will work.
Shredder described them again. I thought so. Good news, many cold times ago, as a kid, I encountered those Flatteeth. I killed them. says Chomper. Chomper described his attack on Littlefoot & Co, leaving out the part that he’d left them alive. So they’re dead. We can leave off our attack on the Great Valley. Chomper concluded.
I’m glad that they’re all dead, but I cannot let it be known that you, as a kid, did what I couldn’t as an adult. The rest of the pack cannot find out. Thus, I’m still continuing the attack. And, I should have told you, when I found out two days ago, your father Tyro is my brother. I am your uncle. I look forward to making you my heir in the future. said Shredder. He heads back into the cave.
“Tiny, I have an idea.” Chomper says.
“Could you two go to the Great Valley? You know Leaf Eater. You can tell the Great Valley that I am a good Sharptooth and didn’t kill those Clubtails out of spite, but to save Tiny. And you can tell them that I’m still ok.” Chomper asked Dil and Ichy.
“Good idea, we walk in, get trampled by a herd of dangerous flatteeth, and die horribly.” Dil says nodding sarcastically.
“Hmmm, Ichy, you can fly. Will you go fly in? Look for Littlefoot.” said Chomper.
Ichy replied “Yes, I’m small and fast, so if anything goes wrong and they to hurt me they would have to catch me first, which they can’t. Yes, that is a sound strategy, so we will embark on this mission.”
Guido, meanwhile, asked Bella “So where are these other Glider from? Did you find any last night? I haven’t seen any myself and I’ve looked sometimes. I’m kind of afraid to go looking too far out there in the Mysterious Beyond now that I’ve come to the Great Valley.”
Bella replies “You silly silly silly, I meant us. We have children.”
“Oh.” said Guido. “Coming up.”
Chomper and Tiny, meanwhile, return to their cave. They find that Strut is still there. “Well, we got the eggs back. Your brother decided to make it hard on us, so we had no choice but to eat him. I don’t think it’s safe for you to stay here much longer tonight. The Bright Circle will rise in a few hours and then the pack will be up. I don’t think you want to be here when they are. Just be sure to stay nearby. Tiny and I might need your help later. Strut nods and leaves. “Now, Tiny, tomorrow, we warn the Longneck herd. I bet my uncle will still try and attack them. And we have to warn the Flyers too. And I need to think over what to do. I don’t know who I should consider more of my family: my Uncle Shredder or the Flatteeth Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike.
